Zombieland Rules

Zombieland 2 is now out to purchase on home media here in the UK and to celebrate we thought it would be useful to collect together all the rules from the franchise in case we need them for a zombie apocalypse.

NB- In the original trailers some of these rules were assigned different numbers- the numbers listed are how they appear in the film. There's also some rules which weren't used in the films but are included in the promotional material.

#1: Cardio. "Zombies lead a very active lifestyle. So should you".

#2: Double Tap.

#3: Beware of Bathrooms.

#4: Seatbelts. "It's gonna be a bumpy ride."

#6: Cast Iron Skillet. (This one isn't in the films but it is in this promotional video)

#7: Travel Light.

#8: Get a Kick-ass Partner. (Another not from the film but used in the poster seen below)

#12: Bounty. (Only in promotional video)

#15. Bowling Ball (In promo video)

#17: Don't be a Hero. (This became 'Be a Hero' later on in Zombieland)

#18: Limber Up.

#21: Avoid Strip Clubs (As seen in this poster)

#22: When in doubt, know your way out.

#31: Check the Back Seat.

#32: Enjoy the little things.

#33: Swiss Army Knife (In Promo Vid)

#52: Don't be afraid to ask for help.

That's not all! In a deleted scene we were given an alternate #2: Ziploc Bags:

This list is only the tip of the iceberg with Double Tap telling us there are now 73 rules but of course most have never been discussed on screen. If there is ever a Zombieland 3 maybe we'll get a few more...

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